Mainstream Media, Trump, Fake News, Apple Computer

Dear America,

I was buying some groceries the other day and was happy to see that we still have some solid reporting in this country, not just fake news from Macedonian teenagers and a crazy Brit hell-bent on turning the world into some kind of right-wing freaktopia.

I was especially pleased that Apple is returning 4.5 million jobs to the United States. Too bad about Bill though.